Marathon Warrior Pillows

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Running

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'