Race Day Warrior Pillows

Bicycle race.

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Porcupines finally discover something to do besides just waddling around.

Computer Room.

'Your shoe's untied.'

A day at the races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Do not feed the clerks.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Lunchward ho!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I hope your day is going bad."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

Little League Umbrellas

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

Back to Work

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Wednesday wave.'