Marathoner Pillows

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Athlete

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Bowled over again!

37 years in the same position.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Bloody hell!"

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Running

TV-Man

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

31. 19. 55.7.

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'