Marathoner Pillows

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Athlete

'My feet are killing me.'

37 years in the same position.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

TV-Man

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Running

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Succession 2

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'