Marathoner With A Twist Pillows

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ball as water-melon.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Pelobong

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Fitness in church.

Get a life

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Finish Line

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Athlete

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."