Marathoner With A Twist T-Shirts

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ball as water-melon.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Pelobong

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Fitness in church.

Get a life

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Finish Line

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Athlete

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."