Tech-savvy Marathoner T-Shirts

Water. Energy bars. Check ur phone.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

Bike powered computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Questions Online

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Young MacDonald

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'