Tech-savvy Marathoner T-Shirts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

Bike powered computer.

Questions Online

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Young MacDonald

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"New tricks CD Rom"