Tech-savvy Cyclist T-Shirts

Bike powered computer.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Zoom Rodeos

Young MacDonald

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"