Tech-savvy Cyclist Mugs

Bike powered computer.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Zoom Rodeos

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Young MacDonald

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'