Whimsical Marathoner Pillows

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Victors

'Your shoe's untied.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

People liked running things past Michael.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Interpretive marathon

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Caution.

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"How did the marathon go?"

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

'And here come the fun runners.'

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

10k Corral.

Runner about to be tripped in Shenanigan Race.

'Can't we run a little, and just pretend I'm chasing you?'