Musical Marathoner Pillows

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Go! Means NOW!

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Athlete

People liked running things past Michael.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"Are you binge watching again?"

Interpretive marathon

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"You can learn a lot from TV. Like most of it is a huge waste of time."

Caution.

"You need fresh air and exercise."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.