Match Marathoner Pillows

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

37 years in the same position.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Succession 2

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Binge Watch

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.