Television Marathoner Pillows

'I haven't seen such irritation since I forced my husband to watch the Suze Orman marathon.'

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'