Tv Marathoners Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Obese brother'.

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

"The commentator's just broken the world record for the number of time he's said 'Making History.'"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Succession 2

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Binge Watch

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Birthday To-Do List

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Inactive wear store.

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."