Tv Marathoners Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Year 2070: The Last of Generation Coronavirus

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Obese brother'.

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

"The commentator's just broken the world record for the number of time he's said 'Making History.'"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Succession 2

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Starvation Watching

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."