Tv Series Marathoner Pillows

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Man in hospital watching television in his cast.

Nurture boy

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Wow, Doctor. The 137th surgery this week. It's an epidemic.'

'Leon hasn't decided what he wants to be when he grows up.'

Watching TV.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"We have an hour before we need to leave, let's watch some TV!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

TV-Man

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Succession 2

"I'm having a pajama day."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Binge Watch

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Star Wars Audience

Blockbuster Billion Club

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.