Tv Series Marathoner Gifts

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Man in hospital watching television in his cast.

Nurture boy

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'Wow, Doctor. The 137th surgery this week. It's an epidemic.'

'Leon hasn't decided what he wants to be when he grows up.'

Watching TV.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"We have an hour before we need to leave, let's watch some TV!"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Binge Watch

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"