Episode Marathoner Gifts

TV Time

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Binge Watch

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Succession 2

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.