"You need fresh air and exercise."
Show Marathoner Gifts
Looking for a gift for your show marathoner? Discover witty and charming products that honor their dedication to long-distance running. Perfect for fans of marathon events and those who love a good challenge, our collection offers mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to inspire and entertain. Whether they’re training or celebrating their latest race, these creative items will boost their motivation and bring a smile to their face.
Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.
Starvation Watching
"You can learn a lot from TV. Like most of it is a huge waste of time."
"Are you binge watching again?"
Bowled over again!
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
American Idle.
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
"Bloody hell!"
TV-Man
Check your universal remote control at the door.
"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
Binge Watch
Succession 2
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'
"I'm having a pajama day."
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Show Marathoner Gifts Collection
Show Marathoner Mugs
Explore our collection of marathon-inspired mugs, perfect for fueling their next run or celebrating their achievements.
Show Marathoner Pillows
Find cozy pillows designed for marathon lovers, offering both comfort and inspiration.
Show Marathoner Prints
Discover inspiring prints that capture the spirit of endurance and perseverance for any show marathoner.
Show Marathoner T-Shirts
Check out our selection of marathon-themed t-shirts — stylish, witty, and perfect for any running enthusiast.