Show Marathoner Mugs

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

Starvation Watching

"You can learn a lot from TV. Like most of it is a huge waste of time."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Binge Watch

Succession 2

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'