Tv Marathoner Mugs

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Birthday To-Do List

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

'The Degeneration Game'

'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"I don't know why you keep pressing the remote control..."

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'They're not out of town. They just watch entirely too much television.'

"So, what'll it be...binge watching, binge eating or both?"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

World Cup: 'Darren's peaking too early - it's only the opening ceremony.'

American Idle.

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

'Because it's my New Year's resolution. That's why I sit here all the time.'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."

"If you're so interested in watching reality, how about watching your baby brother?"

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Jason's been inspired by the Olympics into watching all of the Paralympics too."

"I don't believe in Out-Of-Body experiences, but Frank regularly has Out-Of-Mind episodes."

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

I just binge-watched a whole series on doing things in moderation.

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!