Sitcom Marathoner Gifts

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

American Idle.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Binge Watch

Succession 2

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Star Wars Audience

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."