Tv Show Marathoner Gifts

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"Can you believe all the homework we have? How do teachers expect us to find time to binge watch our favorite shows?"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Can't you decide which programme to fall asleep through?'

'Could you make an exception? He doesn't know how to eat without a tray table and remote control.'

She's been like that ever since we had her spayed.

Big Brother.

'I don't plan on missing anything this stretch. My wife is TiVoing all of my shows.'

"I am afraid you were misinformed. I am not dead, just bored to death."

"If women are from Venus and men are from Mars then I think he's from a skip outside the Burger Bar."

"This is a man trap and some poor creature is caught in it now."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Succession 2

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Binge Watch

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Star Wars Audience