Telly Marathoner Gifts

"For us, binge watching is staying awake for the whole show."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Succession 2

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Starvation Watching

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

Inactive wear store.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

John Stride