Series Marathoner Gifts

"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."

Succession 2

"I watch this show just to get to the next one."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

All the stuff you need is here.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

Binge Watch

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I don't know which is more unresponsive, my Mac, or my husband while he's binge watching a series on TV."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

37 years in the same position.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Star Wars Audience