Series Marathoner Gifts

"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."

Succession 2

"I watch this show just to get to the next one."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

All the stuff you need is here.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"God, I love this show!"

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Binge Watch

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I don't know which is more unresponsive, my Mac, or my husband while he's binge watching a series on TV."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

37 years in the same position.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Bloody hell!"

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'