Movie Marathoner Gifts

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

'And this is my Japanese garden.'

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

Mel Gibson

'In hindsight, maybe I should have went with the wide-screen TV.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Sam Jackson

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

I've never seen the point of resealable snacks.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"That 'something' wouldn't be 'Wolverine' tickets would it?"

I can't believe blade runner 2049 flopped so hard, Randy. I can, little buddy. It was amazing. It was beautifully done. But it was fifteen thousand hours long. At the 2.5 hour mark, your eye starts to wander. You start thinking about other movies. You think maybe you rushed into this one and you're just settling. Are we still talking about movies? You think of sneaking into a different one.

Krycek, totally. No way. Lando, my friend. Lando. There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek. Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is. That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day. Stop! When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about. That Kryce

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

They can't agree on a movie to rent down there. The hormones want a steamy love story. The antibodies are looking for something foreign. The endorphins want a movie loaded with action and the retina cells just want to see a film with beautiful cinematography. DNA usually gets its way. What does it want? A plot with lots of twists.

It says, "This film had been formatted to fit your phone."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

Star Wars Audience

Secular Cloisters

"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."

Christmas-Plex

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."

Tired and Lazy

"Free popcorn!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."