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The movie was over. But not for Bob.

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'In hindsight, maybe I should have went with the wide-screen TV.'

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"Free popcorn!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Tired and Lazy

"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

Christmas-Plex

"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."

Secular Cloisters

Star Wars Audience

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"You there? Guess what I'm watching! A sequel to 'Shark-Nado-Hurri-Covid-Mega-19!' It's AWESOME!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

"That 'something' wouldn't be 'Wolverine' tickets would it?"

"I'll talk! I'll talk! Just turn off the director's cut."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

'If I see one more horror movie about serial killers... I'll scream.'