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"Give us a chip."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

American Idle.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

TV-Man

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"