Monster Movie Marathoner Pillows

"Give us a chip."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

TV-Man

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt