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He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Storm in the out tray

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Star Wars Audience

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Succession 2

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

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