Mafia Movie Marathoner Gifts

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

TV-Man

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Star Wars Audience

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Cinemuck

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

He loves the water.

Blockbuster Billion Club

Must-See Lockdown TV.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cary Grant

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."