Mafia Movie Marathoner Prints

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

TV-Man

"Housekeeping?!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Star Wars Audience

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'