Marathon Master Gifts

'Don't be a fool!!'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

The Artist 10k. Finish

Dance marathon.

Triathlon Race

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

Home Appliances Marathon

Running

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Rock Climber

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

31. 19. 55.7.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.