Marathon Master Mugs

'Don't be a fool!!'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Dance marathon.

Triathlon Race

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

Home Appliances Marathon

Running

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Rock Climber

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

"Home school marching band"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'