Mortarboard Master Gifts

The Lecture.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Running

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

The Giamatti era

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'I hate rainy days!'

Cheese Plaiters.

"We're all metric now..."

'I play heavy metal.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

Olde Time Dance Society

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Dance marathon.

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Home Appliances Marathon

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

Triathlon Race

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

Reindeer with swiss army knife for antlers

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.