Mortarboard Humorist Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the mortarboard humorist? Our collection combines the spirit of achievement with a dash of comedy, ideal for graduates who love to laugh at their academic adventures. Whether it's a humorous mug, a funny t-shirt, or a cheeky print, these gifts will make any graduate grin.

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"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?"

"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?" mockup

"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?"

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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'Flight simulator'

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!' mockup

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

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"I'm the Class Clown fish."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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Japanese Whaling

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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German School

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Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt. mockup

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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The Evolution Of Man

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I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !' mockup

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done. mockup

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did." mockup

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

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Mortarboard Humorist Gifts Collection

Mortarboard Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs tailored for the mortarboard humorist—ideal for brightening up their daily routine with a laugh.

Mortarboard Humorist Pillows

Check out our funny pillows designed for the mortarboard humorist—adding humor and comfort to any space as they celebrate their achievement.

Mortarboard Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints perfect for the mortarboard humorist—showcasing their wit and celebrating their success with style.

Mortarboard Humorist T-Shirts

Discover hilarious t-shirts for the mortarboard humorist, blending humor and graduation pride to wear their success loud and proud.