Molar Master Gifts

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"We're all metric now..."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Checking watch

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

Cleaner and sculpture

The Lecture.

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

"I'd have cooked it for you but you can't put metal in the microwave."