Aspiring Molar Master Gifts

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Baby Piano

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Little Princess.

Bassoons.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

The New Age Dentist.

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

Orchestra

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

Chess Disagreements

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

'Who cares about one tooth more or less...'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

Happy Movember.

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

Transcendental Hygienist