Future Dental Hero Gifts

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Savoy Dental Salon

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.