Dental Health Fanatic Gifts

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"