Dental Health Aficionado Gifts

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Air Dentistry

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'