Dental Health Devotee Gifts

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath