Dental Care Devotee Gifts

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I had to get a temporary second job -- all our kids needed braces.'

'It looks like a cracked crown to me.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Bluetooth doesn't pertain to your phone. It's the condition of your teeth.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'

Grim Reaper sleeping with teeth next to his bed.

Dentist.

'Well, I suppose with all the meals you eat, flossing after each would be considered exercise.'

Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business.

'Your teeth are overlapping. Try wearing one set at a time.'

'I've brought her in for her thousand smile service.'

'Did you say thank you to the dentist?'

'Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.'

'We have a great dental plan.'

Food, Drink, Different types of Toothpaste.

Bedside notice by false teeth - NOT for the tooth fairy.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'