Dental Care Lover Gifts

Dentist hugs a large tooth

'Two cavities, not so bad.' 'I only have 3 teeth.'

Dentist touches a nerve.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."