Oral Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Grassy breath?

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath