Oral Health Enthusiasts Gifts

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Grassy breath?

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'