Oral Health Enthusiasts Prints

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Grassy breath?

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'