Gum Health Enthusiast Prints

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Grassy breath?

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'