Dental Health Enthusiast Prints

'Is this your first time?'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

"Welcome and let me introduce..."

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Kid talking about teeth giving oral report.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Thanks to the tons of sweets you ate for years, you'll lose weight now - I'll pull out all your teeth!'

'Your molars are worn down. You're biting off more than you can chew.'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'