Dental Health Devotee Prints

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."