Dentistry Devotee Prints

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."