Dental Devotees Prints

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."